Feeling strangely fine

There are many ridiculous questions that you will get asked in the span of a lifetime, but none as pointless as the question you will be asked daily, in fact you may even be asked it several times a day - How are you?

We all ask it, even though we don't really want to know the answer, and we all reply 'I'm good' or 'Im ok', when you know that the real answer is very different.

The average person tells 4 lies a day or 1460 lies a year, and the most common lie is 'I'm fine'. I guess it's just not the done thing to say 'I'm fucked intolerably & not existing'. This is why I like to keep it pc and say that I am F.I.N.E.

So tell me, how are you?

Ps. I didn't take this photo, but I sure wish I had...it's awesome. Will totally credit the photographer once I find out who they are.